Fantasy Movies

X-Men: Days of Future Idiocy

If I don’t write this down I’m going to be pissed off and angry for the next 24 hours so here we are. Days of Future Past is a horrible bad stupid movie. I hated it. I started chuckling at how stupid and naked the exposition was in the first 15 minutes. And that feeling […]

The Hobbit – The Desolation of Smaug

Just got back from Desolation of Smaug.  My first impulse was to make food because 3 hours of waiting will make you knife someone for a taco.  Second impulse, did I really like this movie?  Of course I recommend it.  Even if I said it was complete shit (it isn’t) you’d still go see it […]

On Making a Dungeons & Dragons Movie

To Courtney Solomon and David Leslie Johnson: Hi there.  Congratulations on your new quest to make a D&D movie.  You may not be aware, but this would be the fourth movie to carry the Dungeons & Dragons label.  The three previous films, Dungeons & Dragons, Wrath of the Dragon God, and Book of Vile Darkness […]

The Hobbit

So I’ve just returned from The Hobbit. I feel a lot like I did when I saw Dark Knight Rises. I like this movie. If you’re one of the six people who value my opinion on movies, I think you will like it too. But this movie’s kind of a mess. I can really see […]

The Hobbit Volume III: The Scouring of My Wallet

So the Hobbit has become a trilogy… Peter, everyone loved Lord of the Rings. Everyone loved the goddamn 4-5 hour special editions. But the Hobbit is a children’s book. It’s a GREAT kid’s book that anyone of any age can enjoy to this day. But it can be done in 2 movies. I’m not complaining […]