All right I finally caught this movie.  Oh boy.  It kinda sucks.  And it sucks for one very specific, easy to understand reason:  It’s not fair.  The movie relies on jump scares.  There’s a moment of darkness, then one of the kids or some kind of monster will appear behind someone accompanied by a huge […]

Death to Smoochy

I first saw this movie years ago after it first came out on DVD and I don’t remember liking it.  But it got mentioned on a podcast by a critic I really like and he said he really liked this movie so I thought I’d give it another shot. The opening musical number is bright […]